Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Guess who died?

Very sad news indeed! Billionaire Jack Daniels died early hours of the morning. Jack Daniels was found dead by Johnny Walker this morning at Savannah Street near the Castle in Red Square center. Sergeant Heineken and Captain Morgan believes he was killed by Hunters who stabbed him with a Strongbow and his Four Cousins confirmed he was on his way from J&B club in Mellowood! It happens that Mr. Daniels had a secret affair with Mr. Hunter's wife Sarita. As a result she had to travel from Cape to Rio with JC Le Roux for Southern Comfort. Report by Black Label.